Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Butthole Collective

A group of persons who's sole purpose for congregating on a social network is to troll, harass, complain and spread annoyance. (see: 4chan and anonymous)

The loudmouth wieners on the 4chan message boards are nothing but a butthole collective.

by weehawk August 1, 2012

butthole

A flesh hold that excretes feces and in some cases cum or a type of cream if something long hard thick juicy black slightly curved to the left is inserted and can be eaten out .

A butthole is a flesh hole.

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

Jolly butthole

The feeling the butthole experiences after releasing a much needed dump.

Person walks out of the bathroom, wipes his/her brow and says "It's feels so good to have a jolly butthole. I had to go to the bathroom for a while.

by Pretty Pretty Handle June 20, 2023

butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 21, 2023