Dante’s Bubbles

The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.

Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.

Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.

The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.

After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

Bubbling Anxiety

The sense of growing nervousness as Covid lockdown eases and people are advised to get in to social bubbles

I’ve got real bubbling anxiety about that bbq on Saturday night

by Char Writes July 3, 2020

Bubble Gum

when you show the boys some of your ballsack from underneath your shorts

Majel: Want some Bubble Gum?
The boys: Of course!

by bigolthangtristan69420 October 25, 2019

bubble punch

When you have to burp but it won't come out, so you hit your chest so you can burp.

Sarah bubble punched her chest and burped

by BlakeName May 7, 2015

bubble nudge

The action of blowing a bubble and then nudging it with some object. The bubble must stay intact in order for it to be a true bubble nudge.

That's a quality bubble nudge! The bubble didn't even break!

by bubble_nudging_rocks July 27, 2017

Bubble Blonde

The final boss of girls. A woman with a bubble butt and beautiful blonde hair. Likely has all sorts of men and women falling at her feet. If you see a Bubble Blonde, feel free to approach, but prepare for rejection.

"Man, look at that girl!"
"Wow. She's a total Bubble Blonde."
"I'm gonna ask her out!"
"Good luck. You'll need it."

by SteveFrancis5-42- June 1, 2021

Cum Bubbles

When a women(or man) gets cream pied and she/he farts or queefs and it creates a bubble that pops.

Yo, did you see her queef? She made cum bubbles.

by whattafuq June 2, 2017