by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
Get the Battered Buttholemug. A beautiful piece of art, and might be the only good part about the president Trump. It is crusty, musty, and dusty. Also, about 28 things crawled up there and died. It's also very smelly.
by MilaTheSheWolf June 29, 2018
Get the Trumps Buttholemug. Butthole Lips Are Lips That Are Big In Size Or Filled With Filler To Be Bigger In Size To The Point Where It Looks Like A Butthole, It Looks Like You Have Butthole Lips And Or A Gaping Butthole.
Al: Yo You Got Butthole Lips Now?!
Sammy: I Wanted To Fill My Lips Out Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips Saying That’s Why I Can Whistle So Good A Coyote Can Hear It A Mile Away.
Al: Listen, Bigger Isn’t Always Better, What Looks Good On Others Won’t Look Good On You , Lips That Big Aren’t Natural Or Attractive , You Just Gave Into Peer Pressure And A Temporary Trend Now Congrats You Can Whisper Into Your Own Ears Now Some Sense
Sammy: I Wanted To Fill My Lips Out Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips Saying That’s Why I Can Whistle So Good A Coyote Can Hear It A Mile Away.
Al: Listen, Bigger Isn’t Always Better, What Looks Good On Others Won’t Look Good On You , Lips That Big Aren’t Natural Or Attractive , You Just Gave Into Peer Pressure And A Temporary Trend Now Congrats You Can Whisper Into Your Own Ears Now Some Sense
by Hopkins Will Rock Jada March 19, 2024
Get the Butthole Lipsmug. When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
by laserboy January 8, 2016
Get the butthole shieldingmug. 1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016
Get the Butthole Surfermug. A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 April 25, 2017
Get the Butthole Surfermug. by YaBoiRickyPopiati June 9, 2019
Get the Buttholemug.