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Boner Shame

Embarrassment or shame for something or someone giving you a boner.
Dude!!! Have you no boner shame!!! She has cancer!!!
by FloodedMushroom August 25, 2011
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Boner high

When a person who you usually do not consider attractive dresses in a way that makes you think about sleeping with them, but the feeling, like a boner, only last for a certain time
Jake: Haley was wearing a shirt that made her boobs look big, it totally gave me a boner high.
Ryan: I had boner high for Chelsea after the party last week but when i saw her today it was gone.
by miniwilliams July 14, 2011
mugGet the Boner highmug.

chapel boner

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
by moose36 December 21, 2008
mugGet the chapel bonermug.

pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
mugGet the pony bonermug.

garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018
mugGet the garlic bonermug.

panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner
Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.
by babylove22 March 29, 2015
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boner taster

1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.
1. Joe told his buddy Don that Sarah was a great boner taster.
2. You boner taster!
by Hoyt of the Ledge May 22, 2006
mugGet the boner tastermug.

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