Corporate Blue Balls

What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.

This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!

by BB63 December 7, 2012

Balls up

A complete disaster.
Less profane form of 'fuck up'.

Sam threw a party for Jessica, but without beer it was an utter balls up.

by FBM July 17, 2003

balls are touching

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.

"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching

by Cyphaer April 20, 2007

Balls deep

In the literal sense, this means to insert the penis in its entirety into a females vagina, leaving nothing but your balls outside of said vagina.

It can also be used to imply that the action or event was taken to its extreme, with no other possible courses of actions available.

Joe: "Dude I came back to my controller and you were balls deep up in my ass."

Me: "Ahahahahahaha!" *accidently walks off cliff on map Jungle in Black Ops

Person 1: "Dude, we're balls deep in the Middle East now that Obama's president."

Person 2: "Not as deep as I was in your mom last night."

Person 1: "WTF?!"

by The One Who Sees... June 22, 2011

my hairy balls

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

ballsac

a sack for your balls you dumbass

If you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna rip your motherfuckin ballsac off you shithead.

by ballistic ballsac brenda May 5, 2003

purple balls

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).

Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...

by Satan's Cock June 19, 2008