Beat the birdie

1. Slang for masturbation
2. To hit a birdie really hard in badmintin
by ToEn1 February 01, 2003
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beats the bomb

The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb
Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?

Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!
by Dr. Foo September 22, 2008
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ball beating

The act of causing a somewhat form pain in your testicles while masturbating or while having sex in order to get pleasure.
Male 1: So... how was she in the bed?
Male 2: She was a bit lacking in bed, so I did some ball beating to bust.
by Magnimus Dongimus June 19, 2018
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beat back

Adjective: used to describe something extremely ugly.
"Damn, that bitch is beat back!"
by Nazz January 24, 2006
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beating the block

Ray-ray: man i was beating the block yesterday
Slim: shiet homie, you need to stop that shit, you gon make them nigga jealous
by TheRealShark November 27, 2013
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Cracker Beat

One that is white trying to rap. Usually are beatin for this act.
Cracker: Damn fool, you think your beat? Damn fool, you haven't seen my meat.
Nigga: That was the biggest Cracker Beat I've eva heard, get the fuck outta here.
by FranklintheTurtle September 12, 2008
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blinker beat

Fastest jerk off ever; beating off so fast, by the time you blink, it's over.
Dude, i just need a blinker beat.
by surf_princss February 18, 2011
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