easter basket

When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.

I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.

by Cap16 July 16, 2008

Basketball

The best sport ever created. It's what I live for, it takes skill to play it, you need to be fit to play. You see some of those NBA players who just play for the money, and they walk up and down the court wile real players are running and scoring on them. Honeslty, if you don't like it, eat shi.

Girl 1: Hey, you coming to basketball practice tonight?
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

by AllDayBaller April 20, 2009

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Phat 5 former star, Michael Jordan ( UNC )is the only player in NBA history to win the MVP and Defensive Player of the Year award ( 1988 )during the same season.

To win the scoring title, MVP, All-Star MVP, Slam Dunk Championship, and Defensive Player of the Year award during the same season is a tribute to the Phat 5 of College Basketball and to Michael himself.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005

Muffin Basket

When a girl is wearing a short top that exposes her stomach, and wearing a tight skirt or jeans - where the fat rolls over the top of the jeans or skirt, is called the Muffin Basket.

Damn Jerry - that girls got a muffin basket the size of your car!

by Nick from hTown September 14, 2008

Bread Basket

An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)

Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.

Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole

1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!

by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009

bellybutton basketball

Of or relating to masturbation.

I shot and scored a 3-pointer after playing bellybutton basketball on my bed.

by Bradley John Young November 12, 2006