5th base

when you shave your partner's asshole. This is the ultimate expression of love.

Nina and Alex totally went to 5th base last night.

by the big cheese1234 December 10, 2010

6th base

bragging to ya friends to maek em feel jealous

"hey u guess what, me and that chick, went to 6th base last night

by gangsta March 11, 2005

touch base

Saying that you'll "touch base" with someone is really just a fancy or more professional-sounding way of saying: "I'll make sure to bother you about this later."

It's a term that generally only white people use or that you only use when speaking to white people or that you only use when trying to sound white. Either way, if anyone is "touching base" with anyone else, white people have to be involved somehow.

Laura: "OK, now that we have an initial plan for Friday, I'll touch base with you tomorrow to make sure no issues have come up between now and then."

Tom: "Laura, we're just going to be hanging out at the mall. Stop being so freaking white about it!"

by A Pair of Onions February 28, 2011

third base

The place at a black jack table that corresponds with third base on a baseball diamond. A good place to be because you never get screwed up by squares taking or not taking cards other than "by the book."

Thank god i was at third base all night because there were 4 yahoos at my table taking cards on 17

by Kreskin January 25, 2007

1234th base

To have sex while counting like The Count from sesame street.

Guy: One... ah ah ah. Two... ah ah ah. Three... ah ah ah...
Girl: What the hell are you doing? 1234th base?
Guy: Four... ah ah ah.

by qwertries September 1, 2010

one millionth base

To have the most kinky sex of your life. So much choking, S&M, buttsex, fetishes, crazy outfits, and insanity that you'll both (or all 3) barely escape with your lives. This entire time though, you'll be maintaining eye contact with the other person(s) and balling your eyes out because you know that what you're doing will never ever compare with 60th base.

Shirley- So i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.

by toasty-t-dawg March 18, 2011

5th base

The act of taking your partners anus and inserting a hoop earring into this person's anus and sliding your testicles into the hole made by the hoop earring. Upon taking out the earring, you have reached 5th base.

I just got to 5th base with my girlfriend, the earring got stuck, but the hospital understood.

by Scene Johna August 21, 2016