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boner off 

when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother's testicles, in which whoever gets the first boner is considered gay and declared loser of the boner off
Hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a boner off last night?
boner off by Jake Big Snake February 4, 2009

boner juice 

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.
Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.
boner juice by Boris Ccck August 3, 2004

Boner Cut 

Using a boner to give a hair cut. Might also be confused with getting a boner from a hot hair dresser.
Getting a haircut with a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!
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Getting a haircut and a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!
Boner Cut by a_dawg February 20, 2010

Boner Birds 

Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds
My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.
Boner Birds by TDC512 October 16, 2010

Boner Dollar

The last dollar spent by any male for any purchase that precedes a sexual act.
I've been saving this boner dollar because I want to bang this bitch after a trip to the dollar menu.
Boner Dollar by Room 140 June 15, 2012

boner petite 

What one says just before cramming their cock down another's throat, regardless of gender.
boner petite by iAmWhatlAm April 10, 2017