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Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.
Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay
by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015
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alaskan tube sock

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum
When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum. Alaskan tube sock
by Slitz loves cock meat September 25, 2013
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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"
by Daym637382837292 September 3, 2009
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alaskan dildo

a sexual fetish involving shitting into an open condom, freezing it, and then proceeding to penetrate your lover with this sex toy
put shit into a condom thus being an alaskan dildo
by Ken Christensen November 2, 2007
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ala alas

Hawaiian pidgin for Balls, nut sack, eggs, hairy hangers, scrotum, penis buddies, the tea bag itself
WOW! That dudes ala alas hung so low they touch the toilet water when he's taking a shit.
by lani girl March 2, 2010
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The Alaskan

An amazing alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and baileys
DD: bro, what is that beast of a drink?
Inebriated Man: dude, its the Alaskan!
by bartender bob May 1, 2010
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Alaskan Angler

With a man lying on his back and a partner performing oral sex between his legs. At the point of no return the partner pulls away from the penis, the man takes control and in a forward flicking motion ejaculates toward the face of the said partner.
cumejaculateblow jobheadbjsuckfestThe Alaskan Angler
by John O. W February 17, 2009
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