Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

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Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.

Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

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Alien

A person usually East Asian female that takes plastic surgery because they're insecure af; not really ugly. After that usually they've big eyes with oval shaped head with hair and go to online dating apps.

1. That Korean girl is unrecognizable, she's an alien!

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

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alien fuck ass

alien fuck ass is when you are tweaking off the yart mid class well your shlong is handing out like a stress ball and yelling fetty wap

i take the ball i bounce it i shoot i miss alien fuck ass

by brayden cook March 4, 2025

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alien isolation

A great game but needs native VR support without having to install mods. The kind of game you’d play during a long flight. Amazingly doesn’t require an iPhone 15 pro or 16 to run unlike resident evil, assassin’s creed or death stranding, nine of which work on an iPhone 14 pro or regular iPhone 15 without jailbreaking.

alien isolation in VR would be awesome.

by smoking & vaping is for losers March 5, 2025

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Alien Stage

A youtube series consisting of pain, trauma, and more pain. A heartbreaking masterpiece

person: Hey bro, Alien Stage is all over my fyp. Should I watch it?
me: FUCK TO THE NO
person: *watches it anyways, becomes depressed for the next 6 months

by lmSoFuckingTired March 25, 2025

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