A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
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Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
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Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
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A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
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