snarky asshole

a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole

look he's being such a snarky asshole to that cashier

by The.alien.queen678 March 07, 2016

Aesthetic asshole

When you are an asshole but yet you have a really good aesthetic. Because of this people have a bittersweet feeling towards you

They are an aesthetic asshole, I hate them but I really like their aesthetic.

by Bluest of Juice October 04, 2018

Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)

Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."

by SkittleRainbow May 01, 2018

Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.

If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.

by aytball June 07, 2011

Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.

Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole

by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020

inner asshole

Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".

I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.

by Isotrope May 10, 2021