Eddie

The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.

is he ugly? Is he athletic? is he funny?
its eddie

by Eddie has a big one October 29, 2020

eddie cahill

N: the licking of a Rhinoceros's ass, followed by gargelling of it's semenal juices.

After the eddie cahill, my mouth got really sore

by Steve "Fucking" Irwin September 20, 2008

Eddie

A rather small child who has a very underdeveloped brain that causes him to get angry very fast. His brother also plays the flute which is a very sensitive spot for him. It is also of note that he has erictile disfunction and a gigantic forehead, which prevents him from getting laid.

1: Bruh that man's brother is playing the flute
2:Oh that's Eddie's brother he is very angry about it

by A_Furry_Lol June 22, 2020

eddie tepper

someone who tends to be good at everything he does

omg you can do everything! are you Eddie Tepper?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Eddie

Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.

Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?

Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.

by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021

Eddy

If your name is Eddy u are cooler then people spelt like Eddie or any thing else

U are better bigger and stronger yaaaaaaaaa!

He Eddy passed me a pen coz he be cool

by NuhnuhbygvtEed4vgb May 2, 2023

Eddie

Eddie is the nicest and the bestest friend ever! I can trust him with anything, I can literally like tell him anything and he’ll give me the best advice ever.

Emily

Eddie okie

by And a oop I’m a frigin turtle October 20, 2019