sophia alarcon

hot sexy daddy

dayumm look at sophia alarcon ass mm so thick and yummy

by fabimerk2 August 13, 2022

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

Kayn Alcaraz

a rebel. a rebel in a sense of rebelling against what's considered normal of the world. rebelling against the stereotypes and stigmatism.. that is this man's goal. To stray from the path everyone chose to take. A man with a centipede nature, to survive and move forward.. whatever it takes.

Kayn Alcaraz? Is somehow like a Centipede. He. Survives. And. Crawls. Forward.

by aelcaraz October 17, 2023

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

Damon Albarn

The most perfect looking man in the world, so hot he makes me want to combust, he also sings really pretty, also Liam and Noel love him.

I imploded when I saw Damon Albarn

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023