Middle/Upper class or higher female human African-American woman complaining of services offered or rendered. Often driving a generic 5-10 year old Lexus; Kia and Cadillac can also be a preferred automobile, but any manufacturer can fall victim.
That woman waiting in front didn't like the quote I gave her to repair her car, even though I offered to comp her oil change this visit. Now, she's out front whispering to our other customers that we're responsible for her lack of vehicle maintenance.
-"she is obviously pretending to do some hood shit, but she's just an African-Ameri-Karen, so she ain't talkin' 'bout shit. Look at her Ivy League college alumni sticker on her 2013 Lexus."
-"she is obviously pretending to do some hood shit, but she's just an African-Ameri-Karen, so she ain't talkin' 'bout shit. Look at her Ivy League college alumni sticker on her 2013 Lexus."
by Earl Chainge October 10, 2022
Get the African-Ameri-Karenmug. When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.
by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023
Get the african blindfoldmug. by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023
Get the African Jamaicanmug. This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)
Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017
Get the african wild lifemug. | saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |
Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-
(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.
Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-
(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.
Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!
by Jopps December 8, 2013
Get the south african toothbrushmug. kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike
Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018
Get the african turnpikemug. is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
Get the african bic penmug.