asshole andy

The guy next to you.

Asshole Andy on the bed

by Chodemaster. July 25, 2017

Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020

Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.

Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole

by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020

snarky asshole

a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole

look he's being such a snarky asshole to that cashier

by The.alien.queen678 August 9, 2016

Trojan asshole

A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything

"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"

by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018

dipshit asshole

when someones being a giant asshole but also being stupid at the same time

Guy1: its not spelt: "probably" its spelt: "probabbly"
Guy2: wow you're being a dipshit asshole

by Xx_fortnitefamilyguy_xX May 2, 2020

Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.

This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.

by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019