Small Asshole

When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.

Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!

Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
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closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.
Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
by allejoisthebest March 17, 2016
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snarky asshole

a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole
look he's being such a snarky asshole to that cashier
by The.alien.queen678 March 07, 2016
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Aesthetic asshole

When you are an asshole but yet you have a really good aesthetic. Because of this people have a bittersweet feeling towards you
They are an aesthetic asshole, I hate them but I really like their aesthetic.
by Bluest of Juice October 04, 2018
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Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
by lulucio December 22, 2020
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Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)
Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
by SkittleRainbow May 01, 2018
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Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
by aytball June 07, 2011
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