Muff Flapper

A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly

Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy

by muff flap June 3, 2015

Muff Clot

When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.

I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.

by TimberHawk89 November 6, 2018

Muff bombing

When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.

“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”

by Pliskin426 November 27, 2019

Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out

Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.

by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012

Muff Duster

A very, very, very short skirt.

All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.

by lightsguy October 28, 2012

Muff Night

A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.

Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.

by Dom pville March 18, 2011

Muff Rubber

Some One Who Likes Rubbing Muff I.E Me A Lesbian ...

" Dont Call Her A Dyke Its A Horrible Word How About Saying Muff Rubber Instead? " My Mum To My Sister

by Gay Of The Day July 17, 2011