A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021
by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
by PraiseJesusChrist777 November 13, 2022
A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.
by Mnsrd September 10, 2023
by Church life September 07, 2021
Saint Nicholas' sinister colleague, whose task is to deliver appropriate gifts to the less-than-good girls and boys on Christmas eve.
He awakened to the sound of a Harley landing on the roof - right on time - and man, had he prepared his list in hopes of a visit from Satan Nicholas. In an hour he'd run downstairs and find a Chucky doll, gift certificates to Tattoos-R-Us, the Vape store, and Murder-and-Mayhem Video Games. It pays to be bad, he mused. And next year he'd be worse.
by Monkey's Dad December 06, 2023
When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.
Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"
Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"
Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"
by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016