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shark tits

A term used to refer to the breasts of female anthropomorphic sharks, more commonly known as sharkgirls.
Person 1: Hey, what the hell are you looking at?
Person 2: Uh, they're called shark tits.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Look, I can explain.
by BlueMoone December 8, 2021
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shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.
Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?
by geekJoeB August 20, 2019
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Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.
I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!
by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022
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Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.
"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"
by Lyrre September 13, 2023
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shark central

a place fulled of sluts that are DTF (down to fuck), basicly any man ,however he looks will be able to get lucky and he will be free to "shark" around for sluts.
example: jonhy : mate tonight there is a full moon party , so many DTF girls .

mario" shark central" lets go get lucky
by wits&tits September 2, 2013
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Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.
When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019
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Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth
Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
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