Skip to main content

wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.
by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023
mugGet the wife pilledmug.

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.
Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
mugGet the ED Pillsmug.

dyslexia pills

The feeling of being so high you can’t read or see. Another term for weed
by thicctoes27 June 24, 2020
mugGet the dyslexia pillsmug.

Grey Pill

The rejection of the Blue/Red Pill dinamic and instead the embrace of living life without extramorality such as banning of racial slurs and edgy jokes without embracing racism and edgy beliefs. When one takes a primary pill then takes the white pill the pills may mix inside of the mind into greypill.

One must take the entire pill managerie of Blue, Red, Black, White in order to take Grey.
“Wow, Turkey Tom is so Grey Pilled
“Yeah I love Percacet Thomas so much”
- WhiggerLover69
by WhiggerLover69 June 28, 2024
mugGet the Grey Pillmug.

multicolour pill

The spontaneous and vehement awakening that you experience, at most, once in your lifetime. You become so hyper aware of all meanings of existence that your mind shuts down. Your mind will be so enlightened that you will fade and become eternally bored due to the dire realisation you can never achieve the sensation for a second time.
Morpheus was staring at a McDonald’s advert for Cactus Jack and then the multicolour pill was washed down his esophagus.
by Ringo Monjo October 9, 2020
mugGet the multicolour pillmug.

Galena Pills

What Mountain Men called lead bullets. Galena is the main ore of lead, used since ancient times, since lead can be smelted from galena in an ordinary wood fire.
Give it to ’em, boys !
Feed ’em Galena pills !
by YetiJetN February 22, 2023
mugGet the Galena Pillsmug.

Pink Pill

The Pink Pill is the female version of the Red Pill. It follows the pattern of colors such as the Red Pill and the Blue Pill because the color pink is associated with femininity. The Pink Pill has become synonymously associated with modern-day Feminist.

The Pink Pill is basically for femcels (female incels). It's the idea that men are shallow and that courting them is either very pretty or manipulative. As such, Pink Pillers has adopted the nihilistic philosophy that unattractive women will never be sexually or romantically successful.
Pink Pillers unite! We need no man!
by Mister Arbiter June 9, 2024
mugGet the Pink Pillmug.

Share this definition