Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
Get the Parkermug. A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.
by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is a lightskined black male athletic,the sexiest person alive and cares about people but if you are to break parkers trust you are a opp to him.
He plays football,basketball,boxes and golfs. He can fight so don’t mess with sombody named parker because you never know what your going to get met up with. He’s also kinda rich!
He loves to rap and likes rap songs only like playboy cardi and zillakami etc.
He plays football,basketball,boxes and golfs. He can fight so don’t mess with sombody named parker because you never know what your going to get met up with. He’s also kinda rich!
He loves to rap and likes rap songs only like playboy cardi and zillakami etc.
by Aaaaaaaaj February 22, 2021
Get the Parkermug. Parker is smart and nerdy, he knows a lot about subjects most people wouldn’t take the time to understand. Parker is funny and kind and usually understanding, he makes weird jokes and has a unique personality but he’s an awesome friend that should never be given up.
by Caterpillicious Definitions July 9, 2018
Get the Parkermug. by pussyeater391 April 22, 2019
Get the parker hoymug. by therealnutterbutter27 June 11, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by TurtleTruffles May 2, 2022
Get the Parkermug.