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sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.
"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."
by maddeathie May 10, 2018
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Blank Human

A person that wears Neutral Colors is a person that see’s the better things in life. A person who doesn’t care enough about style, they like to keep it simple and sleek. It often looks like they wear the same clothes twice but they have multiple pairs. They usually Cary very few emotions and usually have a resting Bitch face. They don’t care for the bad things in life. They avoid drama and fights unless they truly have to defend them selfs. They don’t have energy to lie to anybody anymore and most likely have been through a heartbreak or two. They don’t talk about themselves unless somebody asks or that’s how they compare. A blank human does not care for the drama and the publicity, but they care for the fun, the experience, the stories, and the happiness that they rarely get even though They are deserving of it.
Person 1-“Look at Danny, Ever since that girl I haven’t seen an anything but a frown on his face, its been 2 years.”

Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”

Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything

Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”
by The Blank Man May 2, 2023
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ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 8, 2018
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Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.
"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."
by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020
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identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.
by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018
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human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.
My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.
by CMScheids August 12, 2021
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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
by balltickler69 February 7, 2023
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