candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.

Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?

by candydude123 February 20, 2018

Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.

Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

candy love

“Candy love” means the love is sweet but hard

I wish I had myron’s and mia’s candy love

by MYRØN July 24, 2022

Dad Candy

1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.

2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.

I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.

by Ashley LG Chick April 03, 2011

candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.

“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”

by Theoldman February 09, 2019

candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.

dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?

by glow bear May 26, 2017