Dog

Thing that goes woof or bark.
Females dogs are know as a bitch

Look a dog.
Oh a bitch.

by Your mom <3 :) March 1, 2022

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Dog shit

Scooter Braun

Person 1:Ew I just stepped in dog shit
Person2: Yeah Scooter Braun is dog shit

by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021

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dog

sadness in about 3-12 years.

2007: Mom I love my dog
2019: Mom... I miss him...

by XxxChunky_boixxX December 8, 2020

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Roller Dog

Term used when describing the pork/beef hot dogs that are cooked on a rotating roller grill at certain gas stations. The term is also used to describe a homosexual man who enjoys roller dogs.

Benny and David walk into a restaurant. Benny says “Man, this place is full of roller dogs.” David responds, “Yeah I’m starving.” Benny replies, “No not the food, the people.”

by Thedoors123 July 27, 2025

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top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016

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Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

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