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Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
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Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.
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some phrse variations:
in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"
in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"
and so on.
some phrse variations:
in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"
in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"
and so on.
by RumpusP April 23, 2004
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Example/Situation
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
by tomex June 15, 2008
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Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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