dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.

Hammie is my Dog bestfriend

by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

corn dog

National corn dogg day! It’s the day to go to ur local carnival and shove a corn dog up ur rear end! Very delicious and fun!

person 1: hey do you know what day it is?!
person 2: no what day is it?
person 1: it’s national corn dogg day!Its the day where you shove corn dogs up ur buttocks !

by mac_daddy42069 January 7, 2020

Skunk dog

A hotdog thoroughly boiled in rank bong water. Creating a vessel of absolute putrid taste and Oder.

“Man have you been around Carl today?” Nah dude I stay away from them he always smells like a skunk dog in a locker room.

by Scuzz bros April 6, 2025

italian chili dog

When you go from penile penetration to the mouth.

“Wanna Italian chili dog this bitch”

by RankKat July 8, 2021

Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

dog

Fleshlight

I found a dead dog fleshlight in my shed.

by Wjsibdksns March 28, 2019