Schmumble head

A schmumble head is a orange creature who looks a bit like humans but are smaller and have almost no necks. They have a very wide head and are very smart

1: woooow dude look, a schmumble head!!

2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles

by Schlodderr March 3, 2018

Head Sunday

The holiday where Guys get head the Sunday after Valentine’s Day from their valentines.

Bro 1: hey bro did you get anything from your girl for Valentine’s Day?
Bro 2: No, but she made it up on Head Sunday l!
Bro 1: Nice!

by YakkoDaCherryBomb February 19, 2018

Poopy head

some people use shit head, but I thing we should normalize poopy head.

person 1: Hey,you are dumb
Person 2: Nuh uh, you're just a poopy head
Person 1: Wow that's a good comeback

by do you need my name? October 22, 2023

crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023

Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.

"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."

by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012