Dog

Most find it a loving companion. Terrorists and Ruskies use it to blow stuff up

Red Army Soldier: Blyat! Get that tank, Fido! Dog: Arf! -kaboom-

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

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road dog

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while driving

We're out here in the middle of Wyoming on this nice country road, time for a road dog.

by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020

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A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

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scout the dog

the best dog ever. they are really sweet and will let u pet them. they are overall really sweet and mans best friend

omg look how cuts scout the dog is

by rarararatata June 11, 2023

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dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021

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