Joey White

Being fat and believing that your friend is dead even though they are just sleeping. This person also uses all of their money to try to make their friends happy even though being near this person makes them uncomfortable and angry at times.

Kaden: Joey White is such an idiot!

Izzy: Yeah! Luckily I friend-zoned him!

by DaKittensPvP November 10, 2017

White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.

You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.

by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023

White roach

Annoying white person

Guy 1: imagine being black
Guy 2: okay white roach

by Joeballs2.0 December 15, 2022

white chocolate covered cherry

1. Where a guy takes a girls virginity and orgasms inside her with out a condom.

Guy 1. Dude, I got me a white chocolate covered cherry last night. It was awesome. Best sex ever!

Guy 2. That's awesome bro!

by greenbyrd03 February 26, 2014

Pink and white flag

Lil Uzi Vert”s Pink Tape album cover

Pink and white flag albumis fire 🔥🔥

by lil axel vert June 30, 2023

Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 5, 2019

White Widow

When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.

"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"

"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"

by Blonde Girl 2 March 8, 2024