jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

90% off

It is most likely a scam

sign: NEW SHOES NOW ONLY 90% OFF BUY NOW!

person: no

by look at ye pain May 2, 2024

off dat green

When you off dat Weed

Bruh last night I was off dat green bc I was out

by 601-641-8566 April 20, 2018

Face off

To intensily perform a task work related, or in a physical form.

That guy shovelled his face off.

She is texting her face off.

I going to smoke my face off.

by CRgoodStuf July 9, 2010

ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.

Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)

"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"

by Vvespidae May 1, 2025

off da spindle

"incredible," "unbelievable"

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!

by mattmaker July 16, 2003