smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

Dog

The dog is a type of canine that was domesticated by humans.
It has the scientific name of Canis lupus familiaris and was originally descended from wolves.

I love my dog Duke.

by My dog Shyro October 21, 2021

Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet

Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?

by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023

Dog Shot

When you're doing doggy style and your partner shoots cum.

- I had so much fun yesterday, the bitch I fucked did a dog shot on me after i doggied her

by PvBierny March 15, 2021

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Devil dog

When two black males have sex with a white girl. One puts it in her butt and the other in the front. Then they double high five after they cum.

Did you bros devil dog her?

by Mackdaddy77 November 6, 2019

Dog oogie

Bright reddy brown dog turds with an orange/yellow center, similar to an onion bahjee.

He realised to his horror he had stepped into a impressive pile of dog oogie.

by Revels March 26, 2003