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Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..
Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts
by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017
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dog-sequitur

When you're having a conversation and a dog interrupts, and then you go back to whatever you were discussing before
So then we wer- DOG! But yeah so then we were going to get coffee.
That is a dog-sequitur.
by dot-bin October 4, 2016
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Quicker than a dog

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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DOG

A DOG LIKES TO SHIT ON THINGS A FUCKS YOUR CAT
by RANGERELLA November 4, 2020
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Dogs

*puts toes on someone*
Them: Ew, get ur dogs off me!
by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023
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dapper-dog

A dapper-dog is a man who is polite, chivalrous and attentive during the initial stages of dating until he has sex with a woman (or man if he is gay). Once he acquires sex, the thrill is over and he no longer feels the need to wear the mask of a dapper man and resorts to being quite rude and distant.
Tina was surprised when she did not hear from her boyfriend the next day. She assumed when she did not hear from him at all that she had initially misjudged him and that he was a dapper-dog masquerading as a gentleman.
by Narcbuster May 31, 2018
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Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"
by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025
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