hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

Hacienda hot-drop

The act of butt chugging a beer, and then farting the beer out into someone's mouth.

I was feeling freaky, and she was thirsty. So, I had her lay down and I fed her a good old fashioned hacienda hot-drop.

by Damurphinator May 18, 2019

hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.

While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.

by IBleakin March 20, 2019

Hot Tamale and Run

When you put a ton of hot sauce in a big bag, put your baby in it, and run away

I just Hot tamale and run some bitches baby

by Rantheman3333 March 21, 2019

The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.

Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️

by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019

Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019