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Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.
If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."
by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019
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Hot dad

The definition of hot dad is mikey. It is being the most attractive, coolest, raddest person ever to exist.
Wow that mikey over there, he’s one hot dad.
by mikeyfan69 May 1, 2019
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hot trot

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Hot dogging

To lather your dick in ketchup, mustard and fried onions before inserting inside the vagina thus creating the snatch into a bun. This can be seen as a pleasurable act or a punish sourced one for example if she didn't wash the dishes correctly.
Oh baby I will hot dog you so hard

She could do with a right old hot dogging

She looks like a right hot dogger, she's up for it.
by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019
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hot horse

The big, juicy part of a horse that is castrated, a delicacy that is usually deep fried, poached, or boiled with a side of barbecue sauce.
"Y'all ready to eat some hot horse, come on back!"
by StrengthenedScholars May 13, 2019
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hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up
How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?
by Blank with blank May 13, 2019
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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
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