Dough baby

A crybaby. It comes from back then the rich would have glass marbles and the poor would heat up dough and then paint it to look like marbles and that only way to figure out if they had a real one or not was if a glass marble would hit it hard because it would break. So a dough baby is someone who is fragile.

She is a dough baby.

by Okaysohowaresyou November 16, 2020

babies

Semen or video games.

Did you flush your babies down the shower like I did?
I consider my video games my babies.

by Young Jazzy Yo October 30, 2023

Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.

“Aww look at that blue blob!”
“I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”

by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

by karma k December 20, 2012

Baby tent

A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.

Mike just hugged Lucy and he's totally got a baby tent.

by Polymerisation April 11, 2011