Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

by Darblonks July 21, 2009

Sparked off

Kinda like in Gnostic belief that a flawed God created mankind , they say that Satan was kinda sparked off by extra powers, they also believe Satan is to enlighten mankind.

If the theory that a big bag started estintents. That's sparked off to me

by Satan Charge of Angels July 27, 2025

gone off sun cream

When it looks like bird poo.

Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.

by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023

pissed-off-fade-away move

When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."

Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.

by ????Mystery Genius???? June 10, 2016

Freak off

A party Zahara makes

"Zahara is doing a party tonight" person one

"So a freak off than" person two

"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one

by Benover4england September 25, 2024

Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024