To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.
'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.
'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.
'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.
by Jotinmick June 13, 2017
Get the Walk the Shih Tzu dogmug. The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023
Get the Doughnut Doggingmug. by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022
Get the dogmug. When you stop your dog from doing something such as barking and they are just trying to do their Dog-Dilligence.
Don't stop the dog from doing his Dog-Dilligence.
by Officialtazer June 26, 2019
Get the Dog-Dilligencemug. A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.
"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"
"yeah..."
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"
"yeah..."
by milk_my_duck January 14, 2019
Get the Dogmug. Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.
by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025
Get the Philly Chili Dogmug. Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015
Get the Breakfast Sausage Hot Dogmug.