chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023

earthquake syndrome

When an individual feels like his surroundings are like an earthquake. It's pretty self-explanatory! One needs to take medication to lower the symptoms.

Oh no! My earthquake syndrome is kicking in! *rumbling noises*

by Applestein October 28, 2020

Brenden Kohut Syndrome

A condition characterized by the persistent need to clear the throat repeatedly, despite the absence of any physical obstruction or medical cause, such as mucus, infection, or foreign bodies. This behavior may become habitual or compulsive and can be triggered by stress, anxiety, or other emotional factors.

Fuck man, I keep having to clear my throat. It's the Brenden Kohut Syndrome.

by YodelingPickle December 9, 2024

Paris Syndrome

Also known as Alexandra's Affliction or Hugo Psychosis, this is a disease affecting Hugonuts, and a catalyst for many Deirty Girls, named after Alexandra Paris, a well known writer of NSFW Hugo Weaving fanfiction. It causes them to develop extremely unhinged, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 behavior. (yes, you HAVE to say freaky like that)
Symptoms include at least two of the following. Most people affected by Paris Syndrome do not experience every side effect
1. Foot fetish
2. Sexual attraction to figurines
3. Strong craving for black liquids
4. An obsession with a place known as Wordington, insisting that Agent Smith lives there
5. Autoandrophilia

"I'm starting to think the webmaster has Paris Syndrome, this is her sixth post giggling over elf feet"

by nekoriki February 8, 2025

Napoleonette syndrome

Something that causes a female act tougher than the people around her, even if she's from somewhere like Orange County or West Palm Beach, Florida.

Her Napoleonette syndrome was made her as cocky as she was, always wanting to fight or be argumentative and trying to turn everyone else into the way she was.

by The Original Agahnim September 5, 2021

Small syndrome

Have you ever seen a little dog acting tough, scary, and picking fights around bigger dogs, yeah well it's just that but with short bitches.

Person 1: Oi back of you little shit
Vertically challenged human with small syndrome: *screams in small*

by Midget Gang CEO May 28, 2020

Yu-Gi-Oh Syndrome

What you call someone who doesn't read the text on cards.

"dude why did my attack to Bloom Diva do no damage?" "Dude this guy is suffering from Yu-Gi-Oh Syndrome"

by ProtoXenoGen August 13, 2023