Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)

Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

baby

a ugly creature made by a horny women found in a asylum.

"the horny lady saw a ugly baby named Jessica and vomited on her ugly diaper"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

baby thicc

The appropriate amount of weight and size a woman gains while pregnant.

She looks baby thicc

by Ryanryan6987 September 5, 2021

BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK

A great highly underrated band from CANADA DRY who sang one of the best songs ever written about a lot of people and especially me.

It was so BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK today as so much so I pissed my pants twice and I not very adept as so Out APt as I respect and always APt not too touch anybody'property as there was a RED CAUTION window shade pulled down over the TEMPORARY INTENTIONAL LONE CELL as RED is the SECONDARY AI but BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK is THE FIRST with a nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

That's TJ Baby

That's TJ baby
As in that's Tijuana baby
When you had a crazy night that got out of control and you wake up with problems. That's what happens when you party to hard. It's cool though and everything is fine. Because that's TJ baby.

Can also be used with most cities known for getting wild.

Vegas or Bangkok

Two guys drinking beer after a party got out of hand

Guy A: man we got wasted
Guy B: yah you gave me a black eye
Guy A: well that's TJ baby
Guy B nods: Bangkok

Clinks glasses

Or

Groom: did I sleep with that stripper

Best man: yup, you think Becky will understand

Becky: that's Vegas baby

by Bangkok baby September 6, 2021

Baby

A way to say that somebody is cute, handsome.

I want to go out with that baby.

by ColombianSlangs September 7, 2021