Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Hot fuss

An unnecessary drama or conflict over an imaginary problem.

My family made a hot fuss over the name of my new dog.

by Attenbro December 21, 2022

hot line blink

A booty call.

When the hot line blinks, it can only mean 1 thing .

by Dreaday March 16, 2016

Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017

Hot tin

an abbreviation for "Hot Action", which is referenced when making a juicy bet

I'm up $1200 this week and am craving some Hot Tin to throw it on

by Snaplatts October 1, 2020

hot yonatan

to hot for most people got 972972187498719 abs and consider as trump step bro

hot yonatan is hot

by kjhkhkh November 29, 2021

Hot Dogs in a Hamper

When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.

by KirbyCat5723 July 23, 2024