Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

Hit it off

To become close friends,very quickly.

I couldn't hit it off with nobody.I was a horrible friend.I was missing the knowledge of friendship.

by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017

fuck off

FUCK OFF!!!!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

by FUCK OFF!!!! April 7, 2017

Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

Turbo Off

When a system has been decommissioned so heavily that it is no longer functioning

Admin1: Damn bro, im not able to administer that server!
Admin2: Of course you cant, that bad boy is turbo off

by whodis123789 April 18, 2025

off-line

The pre 2000 way of saying "offline". it is common for Older people to still use the spelling

The Modem was off-line

by yakuzafan2005 October 22, 2020

Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022