Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Dump Face

The straining expression you make the moment you take a dump. Like an “O” face, but for pooping instead of orgasming.

My roommate walked into the bathroom and saw my dump face. I feel so violated.

by TissPee January 28, 2021

Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021

face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

Gnome Face

The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!

Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!

Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.

by turbo6994 July 3, 2011