National boyfriend day

Everyday is nation boyfriend day because he is the best

Like 365 day in a year should National Boyfriend day

by National boyfriend day August 2, 2022

National Dick Sucking Day

October 10th is National Dick Sucking Day.

I can’t wait to get my dick sucked today is October 10th, National Dick Sucking Day!

by BIGTEMPY October 10, 2023

National tackle vyom day

go to your friend vyom and absolutely deck him

Hey! lets tackle our friend vyom! happy national tackle vyom day

by soaphia2002 February 9, 2025

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

national bully dennie day

on october 28th every year it is national bully dennie day, so bully anyone called dennie

man: hey is your name dennie?
woman: yes my name is dennie
man: ha lols its national bully dennie day today

by emoenemo69420 October 28, 2021

National Out of Your Bag Day

February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.

Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!

by JamesheartSP February 10, 2022

Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.

Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.

by Suejonathon May 29, 2024