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Jack Shit Off

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!
by Felix1999 September 2, 2022
mugGet the Jack Shit Offmug.
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
mugGet the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug.

Pissing off

When someone is pissing off, they are being a jerk and trying to annoy people.
This can lead to many things, such as prison, gangs, bullying, and being Murdered by enemy’s.

This can also be used when a person is peeing on another person
Ryan: “look, I’m mr. dude! I’m a stupid man who thinks he owns the world.”
Steve: “dude! Stop pissing off!”

Or
Steve: “fue stop pissing on me!”
Fue: “no! I like pissing off!”
by Stupid person was here¡!¡! December 19, 2019
mugGet the Pissing offmug.

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London
James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”
by itz_jacd August 29, 2022
mugGet the Off my nutmug.

off ya rocker

Aussie slang -

To refer to a person that is acting/behaving in a strange or silly way.
"That guy is off his rocker"
"Sam, you are off ya rocker"
"If you act that way, you must be off ya rocker"
by italauss May 3, 2021
mugGet the off ya rockermug.

get off my six

Get off my six means to "Get off my back." as also referenced in watch my six.
person 1: "brooo this teacher won't get off my six!"
person 2: "I know he's a really tough teacher."
by the definer person February 10, 2019
mugGet the get off my sixmug.

geassing off

To be incredibly stupid to someone/many people or say incredibly stupid stuff, especially in really unrelated senses or in unfunny ways.
"Bro, the geassing off is crazy.", "Dude, stop geassing off at them, your gonna get made fun of!"
by funnydoglover993 June 6, 2025
mugGet the geassing offmug.

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