cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.

Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Girlfriend butt

When a woman’s butt is not too big nor not too small, something you can perfectly fit in your hand.

“She has the perfect girlfriend butt for my boyfriend dick”

by InquisitiveFish January 24, 2023

butt pub

A butt pub is where you go to get your colon cleaned out.

My constipation has me feeling bloated and lethargic. After work I'm going to the Butt Pub to have my Colon cleaned out!

by Dr. Breachurbutt October 31, 2013

Butt Clott

When your butt hair is tangled so that it traps feces in a similar process to flies in a spiderweb.

Ah shit, now I've gotta snip my butt clott.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

butt tart

A butt tart is when you eat someone's shat out pop tart.

You will eat my butt tart and you will like it because in a past life it was a pop tart.

by Eager G5 July 14, 2017

Butt Fuckle

The cute non gay way of getting anal

“Hey Noah wanna butt fuckle?”
“Ohhhhh yes!!!”

by Buckle futter April 21, 2024