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Record baby

It is a baby (that isn't alive) that can work like a vinyl record that plays the sound of a baby screaming, not a screaming baby spinning on top of a record.
Person 1: "Oh, did you get the newly released 'Record baby'?"

Person 2 "Yes, yes I did"
by Archimedes4047 February 2, 2025
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baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born
"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."
by 459395 March 21, 2023
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na baby

na baby is da gooiest gooiest and is ur puppy
by juuuuuuuyyyynnnn January 24, 2021
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Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.
"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"
by The Range July 19, 2022
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Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.
by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021
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Baby Bisquick

Also: Baby Blow Out and Making Baby Powder.

When two men engage an infant with a sexual manuever called "Chinese fingercuffs" and climax and the same time, causing the infant to burst open or blow up.

A "Baby Bisquick Party", "Baby Blow Out Party", and "Baby Powder Making Party" adds an addition feature by feeding the baby confetti before the onset of the event.

This activity is consider highly illegal and highly immoral. If you are ever invited to one of these, or some stranger asks to borrow your infant for an afternoon, say no and call the authorities.
I asked a frenchmen if he had ever heard of "Baby Bisquick" and when I described the sound it makes at the end, he said that they do it in France all the time.
by Ryan Peroz February 13, 2025
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Baby Nipples

An insult that makes somebody question what the fuck is happening.
by B. Nipples August 8, 2018
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