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Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.
"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."
by GarbageFire January 5, 2022
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Zooky Zick

A term used in the gay community to describe the size of someone’s penis as being that of a zucchini.
I saw Chad’s bulge in his gray sweats. I bet he’s got a zooky zick.
by Infernax95 February 15, 2022
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zoombie

zoombie(n)

what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:

a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties

origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)
After 18 months of WFH no surprise just about everyone at CitiGroup was reduced to zoombie mode.
by ZeeHero March 13, 2022
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zoom

The same app we have been using to interact with people since 2020
Ok it's time to hop on my zoom call today
by slushy March 23, 2022
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zoombus

A nickname for a dog whose hind legs overtake the front legs when zooming.
Owner: Imma gonna get you, you zoombus!
Dog: haha hind legs go brrrrr
by semimajor April 1, 2022
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Zoomer

Zoomers Are so busy with homework nowadays
by 459395 April 12, 2022
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Zoomer

"Eating zoomers and smoking that electric lettuce"
by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022
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