Weasel

The red pill types according to Jordan Peterson.... Until there was some crossover between the fan bases.... Wonder how that happened.

Hym "I'm a weasel huh? You sure? Can you tell the difference between a weasel and a mongoose at a glance?"

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink

Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash

by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025

Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022

Weasel

someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake

Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.

by Strawberry111603 August 21, 2019

Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis

Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel

by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025

Winter Weasel

An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.

I saw the Winter Weasel. Nothing is the same anymore. I fear my mind is gone.

by Winter Weasel November 28, 2021

WEASEL

A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.

Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha

by SadgirlNymph February 29, 2020