A large organed man with the power to bring pleasure to any woman or thing in the universe. He can pleasure any of the biggest amazon women in a single pound. he can make a woman break the sound barrier with a single scream. He can cause a woman to climb up walls like spider man with one flick of his hip. The evil chicks have no chance against this massive organ. he will destroy their need to bleed. de-verginize a girl without penetration. Orgies are just a sneeze to him. He is... Tube Steak Hero!
It is straight, it is big, its.....Tube Steak Hero, bringing pleasure to a wife, daughter, mother, near you!
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The M-203 Grenade Attachment or any other grenade attachment in Modern Warfare 2, which is used in a skillful way to kill noobs.
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