I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.
by jimhalper July 15, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 10, 2023
by flyingchicken September 06, 2021
The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.
Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.
Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.
by Lotte_ July 23, 2018
A school in Michigan that my friend Bella goes to. She thinks its pretty nice but I honestly think my school is better. Although their food is better that my school, you should go to Davidsen.
Northern Trails sucks.
by moonwoony September 10, 2022
While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.
by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023
Narrator: Ben takes supersizesd hit from bong
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.
by whatitisdoe February 23, 2019